A Momentary Life - May 21st, 2007

Lessons learned this past weekend...

1. 13.5 gallons of Hershey's chocolate syrup is very heavy. Get help when loading into vehicle. (See funny story and picture below)
2. Hershey's Chocolate syrup burns when it hits your eyes. A lot. Have cottonelles / baby wipes always handy.
3. You cannot stand in a tub full of Hershey's Chocolate syrup.
4. No matter how hard you try, Hershey's Chocolate syrup is cold, even at room temperature. Especially in vast quantities. The upside to that is that ice cubes and nipple twisting aren't necessary to "perk up" for a shot.
5. Even after a shower, the smell still follows you.
6. Apparently you can drop your strobe shoe adapter into chocolate and not damage it.
7. The only thing better than watching one nude model roll around in 13.5 gallons of Hershey's Chocolate syrup is watching two nude models roll around in 13.5 gallons of chocolate syrup... at the same time.
( Mmmm... chocolate syrup and tits )